she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw
"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
Anonymous (via palmist)
"You never know how sick you are until you try to recover."
This is incredibly accurate and magnificently timed
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
this is art
"You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to."
"We assume others show love the same way we do - and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there."
Unknown (via euphwhoria)