I swear I can be better.

Paint the roses red.

paxamericana:

welcome to the friend zone. it’s a zone for friends. hang out, have fun, grab a capri sun. there’s trampolines and a ball pit. 

(via summersamannthaa)

tonsiggy:

captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

I dunno… I still think hammocks are evil and dangerous no matter where you raise them. Frankly, I fall out of them and I’m not opposed to banning hammocks across the world outright.Maybe we should just stick to deckchairs and the floor after all, they’re much safer, more sturdy, less expensive and just all around better.

tonsiggy:

captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

I dunno… I still think hammocks are evil and dangerous no matter where you raise them. Frankly, I fall out of them and I’m not opposed to banning hammocks across the world outright.
Maybe we should just stick to deckchairs and the floor after all, they’re much safer, more sturdy, less expensive and just all around better.

(via sweettealovinbelle)

amwythig:

My guinea pig wandered out of my room, and decided he would sleep on the quilt under my mums bed.
I spent like half an hour looking for him only to find this

amwythig:

My guinea pig wandered out of my room, and decided he would sleep on the quilt under my mums bed.

I spent like half an hour looking for him only to find this

(via lolthefunniest)